"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."- The REAL BALTIMORE ORIOLE. Friendly, funny and 0% shy. Goofy as fuck and hot as hell. I`m always recruiting for my Army of Dorkness. My midi-chlorian count is off the charts.

I love a man with a sexy brain. I like engaging in stimulating conversations and getting turned on with you. I want us to have a great time! Treat me like a lady and I will get naughtier than you can imagine! Let`s explore our minds and see what we can discover together!

I`m a person, so treat me like one! Introducing yourself goes a long way! Cocky men who think they are gods need not apply. If you abuse my kindness I can say goodbye as quickly as I said hello!

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